DIY Scrubs You Can Make At Home If You Actually Keep Refined Sugar in Your House

It’s the simple things that keep you going and, in our book, there’s none better than the feeling of silky smooth skin after a body scrub. Sugar scrubs are easy and fun to make at home, that is if you actually keep refined sugar in your house, where you live. So, if you happen to keep that nutrient-devoid poison within easy reach, here are four scrubs you can make:


Eucalyptus and Coconut Oil

This refreshing and peppy scrub recipe is great if you happen to keep those little white cancer pellets in your home, around your loved ones. Add equal parts eucalyptus oil, coconut oil and those saccharine toxins for a scrub that’s apparently good enough for you to die for!


Lavender and Olive Oil

It can be hard to relax knowing you have the nation’s leading cause of childhood obesity sitting right under your roof! Melt that tension away with two teaspoons of lavender extract and a tablespoon of olive oil. Combine those ingredients with what is basically legal heroin and you’ll be putting the “bliss” back in “blissful ignorance” in no time!


Vanilla and Rose Petals

Throw whatever’s left of your concern for metabolic genocide out the window and indulge with this DIY mixture! A dash of vanilla extract and a sprinkling of fresh rose petals is all you need to add to this luxury exfoliant. Works as the perfect addition to any at-home spa day and an even better nail in your coffin!



Oatmeal and Cinnamon

Hoping to start your day off with a little pep in your step and a little diabetes in your pancreas? Well, then this is the scrub for you! A packet of oatmeal and a tablespoon of cinnamon combined with the worst thing you could possibly put in your body for an absolutely amazing sensation! You’ll spend the rest of your day caressing your soft skin and apparently carefree and ignorant to the fact that this government sanctioned death grain has been in direct contact with the largest organ of your body!


Why spend money on fancy scrubs when you can DIY your own at home because you apparently aren’t worried about the well-documented dangers of refined sugar?!