Blankets You Can Just Fucking Die In

Here’s an organic cotton fucker you can keep in a vintage wooden chest. Blow me. This throw is so soft and dreamy you could fall asleep on your stupid fucking couch and still get a good night’s sleep. You’ll be so comfortable you’ll fashion those dumbass white tassels into a goddamn noose and hang yourself in the middle of the night and no one will find you until your body has been decomposing for days. I mean, shit. That’s a good blanket.