Aww! Grandma Subscribes to Your OnlyFans

Talk about a family bond! Just last week, your Nana Beatrice paid for a subscription to your OnlyFans account. How cute is that?!

 

“I remember when my chest was that perky,” said Nana B. “You look lovely, dear.”

 

Nana Beatrice has been leaving generous tips with notes about how much you’ve grown, every day this week.

 

“You’re a smart cookie,” she said. “So I know you’ll be successful at whatever you choose to do. Even if what you do is show your hooha to strangers.”

 

“Those are paying customers, sweetheart!” Nana B added. “You’re in demand!”

 

Your cousins are jealous.

 

“Nana B wouldn’t come to my band’s concert because she said the music sounded ‘too noisy,’” said your cousin James. “Seems a little unfair that she has a whole subscription to your private nudes.”

 

“Yeah, she didn’t come visit my booth at Comic Con because it was ‘a waste of money,’” added your other cousin Phillip. “It seems like she’s playing favorites with you because you’re her only granddaughter.”

 

Nana Beatrice all but confirms this notion.

 

 

“Of course I’m going to cheer you on, you’re my only granddaughter,” she said. “But also, you’re my favorite grandchild. Don’t tell anyone I said that,” she commented on one of your posts.

 

“Mostly because of that little behind of yours,” Nana Beatrice added. “It is toooo cute!! Love you, Nana.”