Your thrice-divorced Aunt Madge commented on your post last Wednesday outlining ways the New York City police department funding could be cut in favor of supporting social services, calling your plea “a little dramatic”.
Your aunt, who has ruined nearly five Christmases and several Thanksgivings with random, uncontrolled outbursts and personal insults, was adamant that you needed to “calm down” and “be reasonable”.
Madge has spent the last two Christmases in Florida after she demanded your Uncle Brad sit at “the kid’s table” for “being such a fucking moron.”
She is no longer welcome in Uncle Brad’s home.
“Why are liberals always crying over stupid crap like this?” your aunt continued in a separate comment. “Quit whining and get a job.”
When you, who has a job, asked her to clarify, she said, “If you don’t like this country, then leave!” followed by “Any other liberals on my page can unfriend me now!!!!”
