So you’ve decided to take it to the next level and start seeing your orgy group exclusively. Congratulations! But don’t let the official title keep the sparks from flying. It’s easy for orgy groups to get too comfortable once they put a label on it. We’ve all seen orgy groups grow stale over time as they lose their attraction for each other. But with these simple tips, you can easily keep it fresh with your fluid-bonded mates!
1. Play Dress-Up
You’ve already seen each other naked and in bondage gear countless times. Now you’re dying to spice it up with something new. Try theming your next orgy date with a fun group costume like the Brady Bunch or Pokémon. Try incorporating a bit of role-play as well. For example, try an Under the Sea-themed orgy where one half are the fish and one half are the sharks. Think of how you can turn an uninspired dog pile into something fresh and exciting!
2. Plan Little Surprises
Just because the orgy is official now doesn’t mean you should stop trying. Remember the little gestures that you won your orgy over with when you first started having group sex and keep that spirit alive? Buy a dozen of a dozen roses and give one to each of the 12 members in your orgy on a random day for no reason. Or cook a bunch of homemade sex-themed lunches and show up to everyone’s workplace unannounced and claim you were “just passing by the neighborhood.” Just make sure you surprise EVERYONE equally, so nobody gets jealous.
3. Work Out Twice a Day
Back when you were just casually having group sex and there was still that spark of newness, you could get away with not going to the gym everyday. You were so amped up in anticipation of a text from your orgy ringmaster, you’d hardly eat. But now that things are official and you’re feeling secure in the group, you’ve probably let yourself go a little. The key to a long-lasting orgy is bodily upkeep! You do NOT want to be the fattest person in the orgy, or distract from the fun when others become concerned with your health.
4. Better Bondage
Plain old bondage getting boring, night after night? Is Joel unwittingly breaking free from his prisoner gangbang scenario? You can start with a Boy Scout’s handbook. Tie Rachel down to the bed with a square knot and take turns banging her. Get fancy securing Mark’s arms and legs with a “Fisherman’s bend” and take turns sitting on his face. Don’t forget to make a safe word so everyone feels ready to take a turn being “waterboarded.” A little danger keeps things fresh with the large group of people you’re having sex with on a daily basis.
5. Suicide Pact
Making things official can be scary for your orgy group because the idea of forever is such a long time. Your orgy group might start to doubt whether this is the right orgy group for them, and whether or not they want to spend the rest of their lives in the orgy group. When thoughts of failure in the future cloud your mind, consider making a suicide pact with your orgy group. If you all agree to die while fucking each other, you may not have to worry about making it to forever, because you’ll be dead.
6. Phone Sex
The human brain responds to all five senses, but sometimes taking away other senses can be titillating when it comes to sex. Try scheduling a conference call with your orgy group for some hot phone sex the next time someone goes away on a business trip (which happens about once a week—everyone has great jobs). Make sure to include the time zone in the calendar invite you send to your orgy group. Don’t forget to include the access code for the conference line—it would be so embarrassing to have someone call into the sex conference line and not have a password to get on!
7. Accuse Someone of Cheating
Studies show that orgy groups that have little fights here and there are actually healthier. Accuse Brad and Linda of cheating on the orgy group with a threesome, and watch as the angry tension eventually builds into sexual tension and really hot make-up sex. You’ll all remember why you fell in love with each other in the first place and decide it was silly to fight at all.
These tips will keep your orgy fresh! Use all of them, and you’ll remember that this is the one and only sexual community for you.
