7 Trends to Shove Your Body into This Summer

Bodysuits (Boohoo, $20)

Take your tank game to the next level with a tank top that wraps all the way under your vagina and then up into it a little! No matter how taut your body is, you still have to stuff it impossibly into a bodysuit if you want to look like a Kardashian. So take your human body and ram it down into that thing! Sure, it’ll feel like trying to get a sleeping bag back into the impossibly small sack it came in, but crunch and smush your body until you are totally rocking that bodysuit. You’ll know you’re doing it right if you feel both sexy and uncomfortable!