6 Suction Vibrators That’ll Make You Wonder, ‘When Aliens Invade, Will It Be Safe To Fuck Them?’
Clitoral Sucking Vibrator (Tracy’s Dog, $52.99)
Oh no. Even if the aliens are safe to fuck, will it be morally okay to fuck them? How mentally developed are the aliens? Are they the equivalent of animals, where they can’t give you consent? Or are they so smart that humans are the equivalent of animals to them, so WE can’t give informed consent because our brains are so bad compared to these hot smart sexy funny aliens????? Will the aliens even want to fuck us????? Fuck I bet the aliens are so smart and funny!!!!
