6 Suction Vibrators That’ll Make You Wonder, ‘When Aliens Invade, Will It Be Safe To Fuck Them?’

Portable Suction Vibrator (Deseive, $40.95)

Or maybe the alien you fuck will have no semen at all. Maybe the alien will be a beautiful pulsating orb that pleasures you via brainwave, tapping a pleasure within you that has heretofore never been unlocked….