6 Suction Vibrators That’ll Make You Wonder, ‘When Aliens Invade, Will It Be Safe To Fuck Them?’

Womanizer DUO (Womanizer, $219.00)

Take your pleasure to the next level with this internal AND external vibe! The Duo simultaneously stimulates your clit and G-spot to deliver a blended orgasm and also stressful thoughts about what would happen if you were to accidentally fuck two aliens at once. Would it be safer because neither of the aliens would envy the other for getting it on with you and toss your body into orbit in a fit of rage? Or would they rev each other up into an alien sex frenzy so powerful that their combined force would punch through your vag and make your body one big hole? Only time will tell.