6 Suction Vibrators That’ll Make You Wonder, ‘When Aliens Invade, Will It Be Safe To Fuck Them?’

SONA Cruise (Lelo, $99.00)

Lelo is the gold standard of vibrators, and this sleek silicone vibe is their crown jewel. One hundred percent waterproof and USB-rechargeable, this vibe looks like an alien, and feels not unlike what you imagine boning an alien would feel like, which raises a lot of questions. When you fuck an alien, will it be soft, like human flesh, or hard, like a hairbrush handle? Will its tentacles be soft and cooling on your body…or will its gnashing mandibles maim you for life? Get ready to be tormented by these questions…but tantalized by the possibilities.