6 Fun Camo Tops That Will Take Him Right Back to ‘Nam

Current/Elliott The Crewneck Camo Tee ($128, Bloomingdale's)

This print may have been designed for blending in with one's surroundings, but since you live in a city, you'll definitely stand out in this casual camo top! But don’t be surprised if a loud noise and your cut outfit trigger a massive trauma from his years at the Hanoi Hilton. Wow, you really took him right back!