6 Cute Long Dress Shirts to Hide the Fact that You Unzip Your Pants at Work

Tie-Neck Ruffle Shell (Banana Republic, $68)

If you like flirting with danger, here’s a dress shirt that ends only slightly below your fly. Every time you stand, you’ll need to remember to X-Y-Z. Otherwise, your fellow executives won’t be paying attention to your presentation—they’ll be paying attention to your presentation, if you know what we mean. (They will be looking at your vag).