6 Cute Long Dress Shirts to Hide the Fact that You Unzip Your Pants at Work

Deide Pinstripe Cotton Tunic Shirt (Acne Studios, $440)

At first we thought paying over $400 for a dress shirt was a little crazy. But then we saw it’s length! And you’re getting at least two dress-shirts worth of fabric in one. Acne calls this an “elongated shirttail hem” but we call it a “great shirt to cover up the fact that your stomach is currently oozing out of your fully open pants”. Yay!