6 Coastal Grandma Outfits to Wear on the Beach That Makes You Old

The Somerset Maxi Dress: Linen Edition (Anthropologie, $170)

A billowy maxi dress is a must-have for this summer if you want to take your sea-side matriarch vibes to a whole new level. Just make sure that you don’t trip on it when you’re 50 years older and two inches shorter by the end of the day! You only have about five more hours to live, silly! You don’t want to cut it even shorter!