A nice perfume or body spray can be the perfect thing to spice up date night with your special guy. Also, if your man has asthma and you literally want to take his breath away, look no further, because these five fragrances will definitely trigger an asthma attack.
Black Opium Eau de Parfum (Yves Saint Laurent, $128.00)
This warm and spicy scent has notes of black coffee, white flowers, and vanilla, which may sound comforting when you try it on in the store, but will leave your man on the ground, gasping for air, when you get back home with it on. A little sensual asphyxiation, anyone?
White Citrus Fine Fragrance Mist (Bath & Body Works, $14.50)
Is your man breathing hard from excited anticipation? No. It’s because of this perfume that triggers his bronchial asthma. This fragrance reminds us of a beautiful spring day. Plus it’s a mist, which means that some of it will end up in the air, keeping your boyfriend from escaping its vengeful citrus notes.
‘REPLICA’ By the Fireplace (Maison Margiela, $135.00)
This perfume features a warm and cozy combination of clove oil, chestnut accord, and vanilla accord. Not to mention that this smokey fragrance will have your beau coughing like he’s in a burning building! That’s a 4D sensory experience.
You Eau de Parfum (Glossier, $60.00)
This fragrance is designed to smell differently depending on whoever’s wearing it. But it won’t really matter to your boyfriend since it will trigger an asthma attack no matter what it smells like. In this sense, You makes us all the same.
Pleasures Eau de Parfum Spray (Estée Lauder, $34.00)
Estée Lauder notes that this spray is designed to smell like the freshness of flowers after a spring rain with top notes of white lily, violet leaves, and green leaves. All of this spring imagery will probably remind him of his allergy to pollen as well, making his asthma even worse. You are not boning tonight.
With these scents, we can guarantee that you’ll be able to bring your man to his knees. Not romantically, but because he’ll be begging you to go grab his inhaler from the other room. So if you really want to trigger his asthma, try any of these fragrances, or even all of them at once!