5 Sassy Slogan Tees That Say ‘I Don’t Understand The Difference Between Being Funny and Being Rude’

Fucketh Yourself Tee (Daydream Nation, $64)

Not only do you want strangers to feel vaguely attacked when they read your shirt, you also want them to know you think Old Timey English is hilarious. So funny, and definitely not juvenile! Plus the phrase ‘Fucketh Yourself’ is almost Shakespearean, except Shakespeare was clever with his insults, and you’re just mean. Fun!?