5 Monokinis that Will Leave You With a Squishy, Little Blob of Fat to Poke At the Beach

Spellbound Monokini (Venus, $33)

The curve hugging straps on this monokini will separate out your blobs into a kind of fleshy finger waves, which you can smooth your fingers over as you shiver in the summer wind. Time to get sun-kissed as your fingers kiss those baby blobs!