5 Men to Fuck Before You Lose Your Birth Control in January

When you think about your all-time fuck list, some of the entries are more honorable than others. One of those semi-unfortunate dream-bangs is your third cousin who is, sure, related to you technically, but doesn’t actually feel like family. And speaking of feeling, you’d like to feel him destroy you with his dick, but not if there’s any risk of having a cousin-baby. That’s why you have to make shit happen on Thanksgiving. It’s your last goddamn chance.