So, you’ve got that certain someone that you’re into, and you’re ready to lock him down. Sometimes all you need is a little hint—so why not whip out your old flute from high school playing a tune that will literally charm his dick like a cobra. Here are five jams that’ll get that cobra out of its basket!
“Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gay
A classic sex-times tune, “Let’s Get It On” will set the mood, lending the evening a sultry, 70s vibe. Put that flute to your lips and prepare to entrance his dick with its smooth, smooth melody. That schlong will be popping out before you run out of breath right before the chorus!
“I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston
You might think this classic is too romantic, but when it’s being blown through a woodwind, it becomes a classic fuck anthem. This passionate ballad will let your special someone know that you care about and love them—and that you want to hypnotize his penis into sheer and utter obedience!
“Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot
This jam is about a man turning a woman’s ass into an item of worship, so it’s the perfect tune to play on flute until his dick becomes a sweet ‘lil garden snipe, ready at your command! Charm it with the bassline to this 80s hit, baby!
“Minuet in G” by Bach
Minuet in G? More like Minuet in D! To add a bit of refinement to your dick-entrancement, try playing some Bach! This classical piece will show that you’re one classy broad who’s ready to charm any dick that comes her way. Play this lyrical melody and his dick will be waltzing out of his pants faster than you can say, “Johann Sebastian.”
“All Star” by Smash Mouth
Look, everyone loves Smash Mouth’s 1999 hit “All Star” and a dick is no exception. Toot this baby out with the vibrato that only a high-school-level flautist can achieve, and his dick will be shooting out of his pants to dance along to its favorite song. Now that’s star quality!
Why play games when you can just entrance his dick with your beautiful flute music? Don’t stop until you’ve charmed the pants off of that dick!
