5 Hot Celebrities You Know Would Leave Their Wives For You

Channing Tatum

Between his sick bod and vag-soaking dance moves, Channing Tatum is the perfect man. For you. Based on nothing specific about your personality, you just know that he would meet you for one second and immediately file for divorce. Cool, whatever, they make it seem like he’s happy with his “wife,” but he never loved her in the first place because that is just what you’ve decided. People may call you “unreasonable,” but how is it unreasonable to have confidence in yourself and your personality? You know that you are the one for Channing, so how is that you’re fault? Everyone else is just jealous because they can tell you’re right for him, too.