5 Halloween Costumes That Are Obviously Just What You Want to Roleplay As Later

Inflatable T-Rex ($89.99, Party City)

Oh my god, you are so sick for this, and everyone at the party is talking about it. You might think that no one suspects you’re gonna fuck in this costume later, but trust us, everyone does and they’re judging you for it, big time. We don’t even understand how you would have sex in this costume, which makes it even more fucked up. We hope you're happy, sicko.