5 Halloween Costumes That Are Obviously Just What You Want to Roleplay As Later

Thing 1 ($90, Dolls Kill)

This patent leather Thing 1 costume is a dead giveaway that you want to have sex in it later, most likely because of your deep-seated sexual feelings about the Cat in the Hat. You’re kind of shoving it in people’s faces, actually. But as long as you’re okay with your aunt who follows you on Instagram knowing your sexual fantasies, go off, we guess!