5 Glossier Products That Will Make Everyone Think You Just Came

Glossier’s highlighter is designed to illuminate and hydrate your skin to post-orgasmic levels. By gliding the Haloscope around each eye then blending, your eyes will look brighter, leading everyone to believe that you just screamed so loud your neighbors thought somebody was getting murdered. The stick comes in Moonstone, Quartz or, our favorite, Topaz, for when you want to look like you just came twice!