A Game of Thrones Paperback Boxed Set (Walmart, $44.11)
Buying the Game of Thrones books instead of something related to the show is the kind of gamble that will honestly probably get you broken up with. Your guy didn’t read the books and that’s kind of a sore subject for him that he doesn’t want brought up, but you’re seriously running out of ideas right now, as your apartment is just wall-to-wall GoT stuff.