5 Fit-and-Flare Dresses That Say, ‘My Ass Is A Cone!’

This sweet and sophisticated number is perfect for a summer garden party. The skirt starts narrow at the top, then gently tapers out until it reaches your knees – just like the conical flesh of your ass. Why else would the skirt be shaped like that? Pair this cute floral with a nude lip and beachy hair to send the message, “All this is natural, including my ass, which to be perfectly honest is shaped like a cone!”