5 Fit-and-Flare Dresses That Say, ‘My Ass Is A Cone!’

Style - Jul 2, 2019 By: Walker Caplan

Off-the-Shoulder Mini Dress (Forever 21, $42.00)

This satin mini will have every head turning, saying, “What a beautiful woman – wait, what the hell is going on under there?” In that graceful fold-over neckline, you’ll be the belle of the ball, and in that incredibly wide yet short skirt, you’ll be Princess Cone Ass. Wear this to a dance under the stars, and you’ll be the life of the party: everyone will be gathering round to see the woman whose ass is shaped just like a cone.

Fit Cone Ass Flare

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