5 Fit-and-Flare Dresses That Say, ‘My Ass Is A Cone!’

Style - Jul 2, 2019 By: Walker Caplan

Short Fit & Flare Dress (Betsy & Adam, $189.00)

This formal ballerina-inspired dress is perfect for a trip to the theater, and on the way you can stop by urgent care to check on why your ass is shaped like a cone. Fitted and low-key on top with a burst of blue on the bottom, this dress highlights the fact that part of your body is not a cone (torso), while part of your body is a cone (ass). Uh oh…queen!

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