5 Fit-and-Flare Dresses That Say, ‘My Ass Is A Cone!’

Style - Jul 2, 2019 By: Walker Caplan

Ruffle Riot Floral Half Sleeve Dress (Unique Vintage, $78.00)

This retro fit has total Sandy from Grease vibes, if Sandy’s ass were canonically a cone! In this dress you’ll look like the prettiest girl at the ice cream parlor, who seems sweet and innocent but has a wild streak underneath in the form of her coney ass. This girl’s modest, but she might lose that dress in a steamy hookup under the boardwalk only to terrify her Danny Zuko with an ass shaped exactly like a cone. Oh, those summer nights!

Fit Cone Ass Flare

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