5 Fit-and-Flare Dresses That Say, ‘My Ass Is A Cone!’

Style - Jul 2, 2019 By: Walker Caplan

Keener Postures A-Line Dress (Emily and Fin, $99.99)

This dress is the perfect date night outfit for a good girl with a hint of moxie. The parrot print and waistline pleating screams wholesome, but the hint of leg coyly says, “The volume of my ass is pi times the width of one of my ass cheeks squared times the height of my ass divided by three.” But for the surface area, he’ll have to buy you dinner first. It pays to be modest when your ass is a cone!

Fit Cone Ass Flare

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