Bruno Mars once told you that you’re perfect just the way you are, but he’s never met you, has he? Every woman knows that you’re only perfect just the way you are if you were born flawless. Be that kind of woman by changing most of the things about you so that you don’t have to do any more changing once a guy comes into your life. Once you’ve mastered these few quick steps, you’ll be perfect just as you are!
Stop trying so hard!
Being perfect just the way you are requires you to be effortless. Give off that effortless vibe by putting absolutely no effort in and just being all of these things already! Look cute in the first selfie you take. Go for a run, but don’t sweat because it’s so easy for you! Do anything you can to do nothing at all. You’re a goddess!
Love your body lumps by removing the bad ones.
There are plenty of ways to erase physical imperfections. You can try diet, exercise, continuously drinking water or always being well-lit. When all is said and done, make sure only the good lumps are left..Once you get crazy hot, stay crazy hot—but don’t act like you know you’re hot! Now you’re perfect just the way you are!
Go to bed late, wake up early, and get tons of sleep.
Fun stuff happens at night, so be a night owl! But men also love a woman who’s an early bird, so wake up early like the sun. But beauty rest is super important, so make sure you’re getting 7-9 hours of sleep between those late nights and early mornings. It’s that simple!
Smile until you die.
They say “Happy wife, happy life,” and they mean it! So be happy your entire life to ensure your man’s happiness. If you feel your smile fading, find your closest mirror and repeat the mantra “Never feel bad feelings, never feel bad feelings” until you’re back to that perfect grin! Beautiful!
Float away.
They say true perfection is impossible, but you’ll know you’ve come close once the earth rejects you completely. When our planet’s physics can no longer accept you so that you ascend and float into the stratosphere, you’ll be ready and worthy of a man’s sweet love.
Change is actually really easy. Just have him stare deep into your eyes and say, “Don’t change, you’re perfect,” then get to work!