To reduce the boredom of drying dishes, moms want a dish towel that’s a little… naughty. You want a dishtowel with a saucy saying that cuts to the chase of your homemaking ennui and take-no-crap attitude with that wacky family of yours – but not too saucy, obviously. Here are five dishtowels for when you’re feeling a little wild (but not fucking crazy or anything like that).