5 Addictive iPhone Games to Play While He Looks for Your Clitoris

This game is infuriating but fun just like oral sex with a new partner! You will NOT be able to put it down once you get hooked and are in the midst of terrible lovemaking. Collect stars and feed candy to Om Nom while your date omnoms your vag with substandard technique. With any luck, your cries of triumph when you finally reach the next level will be interpreted as orgasmic moans and he’ll stop slobbering haphazardly around your nether-regions like a lethargic basset hound.