4 Scented Candles That Make It Smell Like You Bake Muffins In the Room Where You Poop

Santal Vanille Glass Jar Candle (Volupsa, $18)

Creamy notes of French bourbon vanilla will waft through the air when you light this santal vanille candle. Classy yet cozy, this candle smells like a tidy but well-loved kitchen, except imagine those smells mixed with the smells of poopoo, peepee, and toilet cleaner. Guests are sure to walk in and think, “Are they baking cookies in the john? Sure hope not!”