4 Scented Candles That Make It Smell Like You Bake Muffins In the Room Where You Poop

Dunkin’ Original Blend Candle (Homesick, $34)

Nothing will wake you up in the morning like the smell of Homesick’s Dunkin’ Original lend candle. With notes of espresso bean, caramel, and cocoa chips, you’ll be holding a wad of toilet paper in one hand while wishing there was a donut in the other. Coffee and shitting already go hand in hand, but normally you don’t get to smell them both at the same time. That will all change with this candle that makes your lavatory smell like food, bodily waste, and a fast-food breakfast restaurant.