Oh, fuck off, pug. Sorry to lose our cool, but this pug shouldn’t have all her shots while you’re stuck living your whole life off of your kitchen table. And she didn’t have to schedule her appointments to go get them; she didn’t even have to GET herself there! She was carried in a luxurious crate with a little bed at the bottom. At least you get to eat whatever you want, but sometimes that’s hard, too. No matter how you break it down, this pug’s coming out on top.