4 Plaids to Prove Once and For All You’re Over That Summer Dick

‘Hunter’ Plaid Shirt (Nordstrom, $148)

If it looks like you’re crying, you’re not. Your eyes are just watering because it’s starting to get cold out and that makes you… happy? You’re definitely not having graphic flashbacks to your summer of dick, where you fucked all night and limped all day in a dick-filled haze. You just bounced between pool parties, dick, barbecues, dick, beach outings, dick, and dick until you woke up one day and it was Labor Day weekend and the dick fled because dick does not like fall commitment. You’re not thinking about that at all and this plaid shirt makes that very clear.