4 Perfumes to Trick Him Into Thinking You Are a Vanilla Bean

Torn (Henry Rose, $120)

Whether it’s a parfum, perfume, eau du parfum, or eau du toilette, there’s one thing that’s true about all scents, and that’s that their primary function is deceit. Walk through a mist of Torn by Henry Rose by Michelle Pfeiffer and you’ll be hiding in plain sight from your man who’ll utterly mistake you for a spindly stalk of vanilla bean, which, by the way, is not a legume but rather a member of the family Orchidoideae. So yeah. You’re gonna want to do that.