4 Party Dresses That Say, ‘I’m a Fucking Handful’

Show the world just how dramatic you are with this stunning cape dress. Sure, the basic v-neck dress beneath the cape would look great on its own but you’re the kind of bitch who needs a cape. It’s like how your personality would be completely pleasant if it weren’t for your vicious need for attention. This dress says, “I have elegant taste,” but more importantly it says, “One time I screamed ‘Don’t touch me’ at a waiter who splashed some water onto the table.” What can you say? He was in the wrong and should be fired!