4 Party Dresses That Say, ‘I’m a Fucking Handful’

This sparkly dress is form-fitting and honestly, pretty confusing! The gold sparkles say, “I came here to party!” and the black sparkles say, “I am an absolute chore to talk to!” Wearing this dress will make you feel sexy and festive, which is unfortunate because you’re the kind of person whose good time is inverse to the comfort of everyone around you. But you can’t help it that you have a particular back condition and must be propped against three medium-size pillows.