4 Party Dresses That Say, ‘I’m a Fucking Handful’

Nothing says, “I’m going to ask if your ice cubes are made from filtered water” like this pink, frilly number. The bright color screams, “My speaking voice is at a louder-than-normal volume” and the frills says, “After I’ve had two drinks, watch the fuck out.” This dress is soft and flattering—two words that absolutely do not describe what you said to the hostess. Sorry, but you told her that you were grain-free not gluten-free. She fucked up!