4 Party Dresses That Say, ‘I’m a Fucking Handful’

'Emmie' Bell Sleeve Lace Sheath Dress ($159, Bardot)

What isn’t going on with this dress? Between the lace pattern, scalloped hem, and bell sleeves, there is more than enough to keep onlookers entertained. And speaking of entertainment, this dress is the perfect reminder that you’re the kind of person who asks a graphic designer friend to design an invite as a favor, then sends fourteen rounds of notes before the entire experience ends with a tersely worded email in which you say, “I thought we were friends.” There’s so much more to you than meets the eye—and in this dress, there’s a lot meeting the eye. You’re a complex woman—get over it!