Sex is about more than just penetration. And when it comes to your relationship, Josh has messed up on several recent occasions. Even the score and up your pleasure with these four oral sex positions that he fucking owes you.
Pillow Tilt
Put a slight spin on a classic by wedging a pillow under your hips to give your cooch a lift. It gives Josh better access to your parts, thus increasing your pleasure. And honestly? It’s about your pleasure tonight. He forgot to tell you about his camping trip and left you thinking he’d gotten in some terrible accident. Ya done fucked up, Josh—eat some puss on a pillow because you owe her AT LEAST that fucking much.
Throne
Sit on the edge of a bed or chair and have him kneel in front of you until he’s staring right at your vag. You’ll feel powerful and praised as he goes to town on you. And while you’re in this position, you might as well have him lean into the role play and utter an apology for looking at your phone when you were in the shower. Your texts are none of his damn business! He knows that now, and that’s why he’s on his knees, apologizing with his tongue. This is his obligation now!
The Crouch
Have your guy lay flat on this back, then kneel over his face, controlling your own movements. Don’t be afraid to get a little rough with it—it’s only his face. That’s nothing compared to your dignity, which Josh compromised when he came in your hair last week and you didn’t have time to shower so you just had to, like, wipe it with a tissue and then comb it back into a really ugly ponytail. It’s not that this is “payback,” but you will be in a fight if he protests any of this.
Woof Woof
Kick it up a few notches by doing cunnilingus doggy style! Get on all fours so your guy can get behind you. Oh, Josh doesn’t want to have his face that close to your butt? Too fuckin’ bad. He didn’t tell you that his parents were coming over and they saw your dirty kitchen and your vibrator on your desk, leaving you to just shuffle around in your pajamas apologizing a thousand times. Shove your butt into face and cum in his eyes. He fucking owes you this.
It’s part of the joy of a healthy relationship to reciprocate sex acts, but that’s not what this is about. When he owes you big time, these oral sex positions are perfect. It’s only fucking fair!
