Summer time is here and that means long days, cold drinks, and hot nights with your closest crew. Of course, covid — sad :( —means you’d better avoid any true ragers or indoor hangs, but you can still chill all day on the deck of the boat you somehow have access to, and get some killers grams while you’re at it. So get ready for your most picture perfect summer yet with these Nicki Minaj lyrics perfect to caption a photo of you and your seven other white friends cruising on the open waters.
“They call me Ms. Bitch, but I don’t miss, bitch”
This confident energy is exactly what you need when you’re posted up with all your day ones on someone’s dad’s boat. Grab the wheel because you’re in charge, just like you’re in charge of choosing to caption this picture with the lyrics of a Black woman during a Black liberation movement and accompanying push to reckon with racism, both of which you are ignoring completely. Bonus points if someone comments an “I am the captain now” joke!
“And I’m all up, all up, all up at the bank with the funny face/ And if I’m fake, I ain’t notice cause my money ain’t”
You’re not one to let the world shame you, so go ahead and use this iconic “Monster” lyric to celebrate your generational wealth during a global pandemic and recession. You’re on a boat with your seven white friends! And people need to know that!
“Cherish these nights, cherish these people/Life is a movie, but there’ll never be a sequel”
Get a little sentimental with this sweet lyric that will have the people thinking, “What reality is she living in?” and, “I gotta start unfollowing people I went to high school with.”
“Tell ‘em go head and gossip, long as your house is the size of my closet”
So take the ‘gram by storm with these Nicki Minaj lyric captions that will really, truly highlight the vibe of posting a picture of you and your horde of also white friends on a boat this summer. After all, you’ve earned some bragging rights for existing in a world that was absolutely made for you!