4 Lipsticks That Won’t Wear Off While You’re Eating Your Ham

Red Carpet Matte Revolution (Charlotte Tillbury, $34)

Is it opening night or ham night? You’ll feel like a seductive and mysterious starlet when you fill in your smackers with this rich red. Then get to crackin’ on wrapping those things around some ham! Even a brush with the rough edges of a sugar-glazed ham won’t disturb this ‘stick. Glam, ham, thank you ma’am.