4 Lipsticks That Say, ‘I Will NOT Be Kissing Tonight Thank You Very Much’

Vinyl Cream Lip Stain (Yves Saint Laurent, $36)

This liquid lip color is guaranteed to give you full coverage and ultimate shine. Yves Saint Laurent boasts that the color will stay on your lips for ten hours, so don’t be afraid to dance the night away! Of course, if some hot guy leans in to plant a smooch on your delicate, coral lips, back away and say, ‘Excuse me, sir, I will absolutely not be kissed tonight, there is too much riding on this!”