The 2021 Subaru Ascent is the biggest Subaru ever, and she’ll have to be, because I plan on making an honest woman out of her and growing a tremendously numerous family so quick it would make your head spin around on your goddamn neck. The first day I fill up this tank will be the best of my life.
So there you have it. The main four Subarus I would make my bride should the state allow it, and really even if it won’t. I love you, babies.