4 Drugstore Mascaras That’ll Give You Big Ol’ Snuffleupagus Eyes

This mascara lengthens and thickens lashes up to 5x their natural size. And for only $8, your wallet will thank you! And also, the troves of children who approach you thinking that you’re Snuffleupagus! Except for that one little boy, who will cower behind his mother, because he hates and fears Snuffleupagus. He finds the puppet’s eyes deeply disturbing and in the uncanny valley, and he has nightmares weekly about encountering the beast in his real life. Your voluminous lashes may have enhanced your look, but they have also triggered a lifetime of deep-seated issues for that poor little boy. Was it worth it? Thanks, L’Oreal.