4 Christmas Dresses That Say, ‘I’ve Never Had a Dick in My Mouth’

Nothing says loveliness and refinement like a nice floral pattern, and this feminine belted dress will lend you an air of innocence. That’s exactly what you need, since your family must never suspect that you’re a deep-throat queen with a god-like gag reflex. Yes, the way you can stuff a dick down your throat and breathe through your nose is divine, but this regal dress will all but guarantee your parents think of their little girl’s smile as one untouched by a penis.