4 Brandy Melville Fashions to Desperately Stuff Your 29-Year-Old Ass Into

Everyone looks good in a classic little black dress, and nothing says “little” like a dress that comes in only one size! Even though this LBD is designed to fit 14-year-olds who are sizes XS-S, disregard that and squeeze your ample tush into it, because you may have lost your teenage figure but that was fully replaced by a resilience and will that will come in handy when you become stuck in this dress! Hold on to that youthful, carefree attitude and also make sure you hold on to all the buttons that will inevitably pop off. You can sew em back on later, you ol’ bitch!