4 Best Shampoos For Your Roommate To Use Little By Little

Shampooing your hair is important because otherwise it will get dirty. But with so many options, how do you know which shampoo to buy so that your roommate can siphon off of it little by little, day by day? We consulted some of the top hair insiders in the biz on which cleansers of yours she’ll take at her leisure:


Herbal Essences “Honey I’m Strong” Shampoo

The honey extract found in this formula gives your roommate’s hair a healthy dose of hydration as she uses tiny amounts of it at a time, hoping you won’t notice, night after night. Soon her strands will be silky smooth while you’ll be left wondering, “Is that the exact position I left my bottle in? Am I crazy?”


Moroccanoil Moisture Repair Shampoo

This shampoo’s super-rich formula of argan oil and fatty acids will be a savior for your roommate’s dry hair. As she samples it bit by bit, every single day, she’ll be able to moisturize her hair without fading her natural color. And if she repositions the bottle just the way you left it, you maybe won’t notice anything until the bottle’s mysteriously halfway empty.


Bumble & Bumble Surf Shampoo

If your roommate’s seeking sultry, bedhead waves, your Bumble and Bumble Surf Shampoo is perfect for her to harmlessly try, little by little, every day until you think, “There’s no way I have used this much shampoo by myself.” Surf shampoo gives a lightweight clean that your roommate will love. At least, you think she loves it. You can’t prove anything, but there’s no way the bottle should be this low?



Sachajuan Silver Shampoo

It can be a real struggle to keep the tone of platinum hair throughout multiple washings, but a great silver shampoo will intrigue your roommate and make her think, “I kind of want to try that…” even though she doesn’t even color her hair. Sachajuan’s formula also adds volume and shine and is perfect for your roommate to consistently use in small amounts that, over time, will drain your entire bottle until you just fucking keep it in your room between showers.


Whether your roommate is blessed with long, luscious locks or a cool pixie cut, it’s important to find the perfect shampoo for her to progressively take from you over time. Good luck!